#horsefaceisgoingtobepissed
Forreals, I truly do NOT want anything for the holidays this year but let’s just pretend that I wasn’t such a selfless and good person . . . you, know, just for fun. This is what a lesser Loomis might want.
Some of these don’t require explanation . . .
(Read about the importance of transparency when it comes to choosing fragrance here)
Some fellow #beautycounterbitches turned me on to these. Waterproof and meaningful – what more could a gal ask for?
I enjoy my beauty rituals so much – I think it’s only fair that I bring it to the next level while sleeping.
It’s time for a big girl wallet – the “floating ATM card system” isn’t as flawless as one might think . .
If I’m going to embrace Vermont living this winter – these need to happen.
I mean, hypothetically.